You really don't have to read this if you don't want to... I'm just addicted to these things.

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(1)Your name: ZACHARY D. SIMPSON
(2) Are you happy with it?: OF COURSE
(3) Are you named after anyone?: SOME GUY MY OLDER BRO WENT TO SCHOOL WITH
(5) Your User name: KURORYU AND A HOST OF OTHERS
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? DON’T THINK SO
(7) Then what would you name your children?
Boys: HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ONE
Girls: JENNIFER, LILY, MELISSA
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? LET’S NOT THINK ABOUT THAT
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would it be? JULIAN (I THINK IT WOULD FIT ME BEST)
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? ZACH INSTEAD OF ZACK
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? I WOULD CHANGE MY WHOLE NAME
(12) Your gender: MALE
(13) Straight/gay/bi? STRAIGHT, FOO
(14) Single? YEP
(15) Want to be? AT THE MOMENT, YES
(16) Your birth date: 2/27/89
(17) Your age: 15 (DO THE MATH IDIOT)
(18) Age you act: PEOPLE TELL ME I ACT OLDER THAN I AM, JUST NOT HOW MUCH OLDER
(19) Age you wish you were: ANY AGE THAT I AM
(20) Your height: 5’7”
(21) The color of your eyes: BLUE
(22) Happy with it? UH HUH
(23) Hair color? BROWN
(24) Happy with it? YEP
(25) Left/right handed? RIGHT
(26) Your living arrangement? WITH MY FAMILY
(29) What's your job: DON’T HAVE ONE AS OF YET
(30) Piercings? NO
(31) Tattoos? NO
(32) Obsessions? WRITING POETRY, PLAYING GUITAR
(33) Addictions? I’M NOT ADDICTED TO ANYTHING
(35) Do you speak another language? JUST TADS OF FOREIGN ONES
(37) Do you have a webpage? YES

DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it...
(38) Do you live in the moment? ALWAYS
{39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? DEPENDS
(40) Do you have any secrets? “EVERYONE’S GOT A SECRET...”
(41) Do you hate yourself? NO
(42) Do you like your handwriting? YEAH
(43) Do you have any bad habits? HM, I FLICK AROUND MY HAIR TOO MUCH
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? ABOUT MY SINGING VOICE
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? DAMNED TO BE HAPPY
(46) What's your biggest fear? “THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF”
(47) Can you sing? YES
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? NO
(49) Are you a loner? SOMETIMES I AM
(50) What are your number 1 priorities in life? (IN ORDER) GOD, FRIENDS/FAMILY, MUSIC, ALL OTHER THINGS
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? NOPE.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? NO
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I WOULD BE TALLER
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity: CREATIVITY CAN MAKE LOVE AND BEAUTY
(59) How do you vent? PLAY MUSIC, WRITE SONGS/POEMS, HIT HOLES IN THE WALL
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? MOST OF THE TIME
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? SCREWING MYSELF OVER IN SOME RELATIONSHIPS
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? PRETTY GOOD
(64) What do you like the most about your body? I’M NOT NARCISSTIC
(65) And least? REFER TO ABOVE
(66) Do you think you are good looking? REFER TO ABOVE THE ABOVE
(67) Are you confident? YES
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? SANOSUKE (RUROUNI KENSHIN), TOHJI (NEON GENESIS EVANGELION)
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? AT TIMES

DO YOU...
(71) Smoke? NO
(72) Do drugs? NO
(73) Read the newspaper? YES
(74) Pray? YES
(75) Go to church? YES
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? I HATE ANNOYANCES
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? NO
(78) Take walks in the rain? I WOULD IF IT RAINED MORE HERE
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? NO
(80) Drive? NOT YET
(81) Like to drive fast? I WOULD

WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice? YES
(83) Hurt yourself? YES
(84) Been out of the country? NO
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? NO
(86) Had sex? NO
(87) Been unfaithful? IN FRIENSHIPS SOMETIMES
(88) Been in love? YES
(89) Done drugs? NO
(90) Gone skinny dipping? NO
(91) Had a medical emergency? NO
(92) Had a surgery? NO
(93) Ran away from home? YES
(94) Played strip poker ? NO
(95) Gotten beaten up? NO
(97) Been picked on? A FEW TIMES
(98) Been on stage? YES
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and then you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? NO, BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I’D DO
(100) Slept outdoors? NO
(101) Thought about suicide? ONCE
(102) Tried it? NO
(103) If yes, what is your record? 15,000 HIGH SCORE!!!
(104) Gone one day without food? YES
(105) Talked on the phone all night? A COUPLE OF TIMES
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex? NOT THAT I CAN RECALL
(107) Slept all day: YES
(108) Killed someone? NO
109) Made out with a stranger? NO
(110) Had sex with a stranger? NO
(111) Thought you're going crazy? YES
(112) Kissed the same sex? REFER TO QUESTION 13
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? REFER TO QUESTION 13
(114) Been betrayed? YES
(115) Had a dream that came true? HAHA, YES
(116) Broken the law? NO
(117) Met a famous person? NO
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? NO
(119) On purpose? NO
(120) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? NO, I DON’T SWEAR NOT TO TELL :-P
(121) Stolen anything? NO
(122) Been on radio/TV.? NO
(123) Been in a mosh-pit? NO, I WANT TO
(124) Had a nervous breakdown? YES
(125) Considered religious vocation? PIONEERING
(126) Been criticized about your sexual performance? HEH HEH, NO
(127) Bungee jumped? NO
(128) Had a dream that kept coming back? NO

CLOTHES and other fashion...
(129) Shoe brand? NIKE, AND/OR REBOKK (SP?)
(130) Brand of clothing? DON’T HAVE ONE
(131) Cologne/perfume? I’M USING ASPEN RIGHT NOW
(132) What are you normally wearing to school/work? JEANS AND A TEE SHIRT
(133) How about parties? CASUAL CLOTHES
(132) Wear hats? NO
(134) Judge other people by their clothing? AT TIMES
(135) Wear make-up? NO
(136) Favorite place to shop? DON’T HAVE ONE
(137) Favorite article of clothing? PROBABLY PANTS (HAHA)
(137) Are you trendy? NO
(138) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? NO

(I SKIPPED THE) DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS

(142) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? NO
(143) Who is your best friend? MIKE
(144) Who's the one person that knows most about you? MIKE, PARENTS
(145) Think you're picked on the most: NO

----------Friends-----------
(146) Newest? I REALLY CAN’T REMEMBER
(147) Shyest? DON’T THINK THERE IS ONE
(148) Funniest? MIKE OR TOM
(149) Sweetest? USED TO BE SOMEONE...
(150) Closest? MIKE AND/OR KOO
(151) Weirdest? PROBABLY KOO
(152) Smartest? MIKE
(153) Craziest? DON’T THINK THERE IS ONE
(154) Friends you miss being close to the most? ANDREA, AND ONE OTHER
(155) Last person you talked to online? KOO
(156) Who do you talk to most online? KOO, STEF, AND THAT’S IT
(156) Who are you on the phone with most? KOO
(157) Who do you trust most? MIKE
(158) Who listens to your problems? A HOST OF PEOPLE... KOO, MIKE, STEF, MY PARENTS, PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW..
(159) Who do you fight most with? NO ONE
(160) Who's the nicest? JULIAN (DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YOU)
(161) Who's the most outgoing? KAROLYN
(162) Who's the best singer? DON’T REALLY KNOW
(163) Who's on your crap-list? A FEW PEOPLE THAT WILL REMAIN UNNAMED
(164) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? NO
(165) Do you always feel understood? NO
(166) Who's the loudest friend? STEF (SORRY, BUT YOU HURT MY EARS LAST TIME YOU SCREAMED)
(167) Do you trust others easily? NO
(168) First person you fell in love with? HA, YOU DON’T KNOW ME VERY WELL, DO YOU
(169) Name one person whose arms you feel safe in: WHAT A SWEET THOUGHT... NO BODY
(170) Do your friends know you? KINDA
(171) Friend that lives farthest away: BEN FOSTER

LOVE, and all that...
(172) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? NO
(173) Do you remember your first love? YES
(174) Still love him/her? AS A FRIEND I DO
(175) Do you consider love a mistake? NEVER
(176) What do you find romantic? TALKING TO YOUR LOVE IS ROMANTIC
(177) Turn-on? WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
(178) Turn-off? ANGER, BITTERNESS
(179) First kiss? I WISH I COULD REMEMBER THE FUTURE
(180) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I’D LAUGH
(181) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? KNOWING SOMEONE IS THE BEST BET
(182) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? IT WOULD TAKE SOME OF THE PRESSURE OFF ME.
(183) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? THE TERM ‘PHYSICALLY UNATTRACTIVE’ VARIES FROM PERSON TO PERSON, BUT NO
(184) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? I HOPE SO!
(185) What is best about the opposite sex? THEIR FACE. YOU CAN TELL TONS ABOUT A PERSON BY THEIR FACE
(186) What's the last present someone gave you? A SET OF FUZZY RED DICE
(187) Are you in love? NOT RIGHT NOW
(188) Do you consider your significant other hot? WELL, SEEING AS MY SIGNIFIGANT OTHER DOESN’T EXIST...
(189) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? PROBABLY ADMIRE THEM AND THEN KEEP WALKING

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES...
(190) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? NOPE.
(191) If you did experience that for one day, what would you do? CALL ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS UP, TALK ABOUT GUYS I LIKE AND THEN HAVE AN UNEXPLAINABLE MOOD SWING, PUTTING ME INTO A DEPRESSION SO DEEP, I WOULD NEVER GET OUT... UNLESS I HAD CHOCOLATE...
(192) What do you love most about the other gender? HANDS. THEIR HANDS ARE A MARVEL TO ME.
(193) What do you dislike most? I CAN’T SAY I DISLIKE ANYTHING
(194) What do you understand least? THE ABILITY TO BE SO EXTREMELY VAGUE WHILE OTHER FEMALES UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY... ‘TIS A MYSTERY
(195) Honestly, what do you notice first in the opposite sex? THEIR BODY, OF COURSE (THIS INCLUDES THE FACE AND EYES AND ALL OTHER ASPECTS, MY GOOD FRIEND!!)

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(196) That haunted you? HA, HAUNTED?
(197) You wanted to kill? NO ONE
(198) That you laughed at? MY DAD
(199) That laughed at you? MY DAD (HEH HEH)
(200) That turned you on? OH GEEZ, IF ONLY I COULD GO BACK IN TIME...
(201) You went shopping with? MY MUM
(202) That broke your heart? ASK ME OFF HOURS
(203) To disappoint you: DITTO
(204) To ask you out? NO ONE’S ASKED ME OUT... ;_;
(205) To make you cry? A FORMER LOVE
(206) To brighten up your day? PROBABLY STEF
(207) That you thought about? STEF
(208) You saw a movie with? LOU
(209) You talked to on the phone? KOO AND STEF
(210) You talked to through IM? KOO
(211) You saw? I JUST SAW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
(212) You went head over heels for? HAHA, I’M NOT QUITE SURE
(213) You thought was completely insane? JUSTIN
(214) You wanted to be with? ROMANTICALLY, I SUPPOSE?
(215) You told off? A FORMER LOVE
(216) You trusted: MIKE
(217) You turned down? NEVER HAD TO

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...
(218) Smiled? A FEW SECONDS AGO
(219) Laughed? A FEW MINUTES AGO
(220) Cried? A FEW MONTHS AGO
(221) Bought something? TODAY
(222) Danced? A FEW MONTHS AGO
(223) Were sarcastic? I’M SARCASTIC ALL THE TIME
(224) Kissed someone? CAN’T RECALL
(225) Talked to an ex? YESTERDAY NIGHT
(226) Had a nightmare? I DON’T HAVE NIGHTMARES
(227) Talked on the phone? LAST NIGHT
(228) Listened to the radio? TODAY
(229) Watched TV? ABOUT A WEEK AGO
(230) Went out? TODAY
(231) Helped someone? YESTERDAY NIGHT
(232) Were mean? ASK KOO
(233) Sang? TODAY
(234) Saw a movie? YESTERDAY
(235) Said "I love you"? YESTERDAY
(236) Missed someone? TODAY
(237) Fought with a family member? CAN’T RECALL
(238) Fought with a friend? A FEW MONTHS AGO
(239) Had a serious conversation? YESTERDAY

RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
(240) Had Sex? NO
(241) Are you going to? YES, LATER ON
(242) Will it be with your significant other? I’LL TRY
(243) Or some random person? NO
(244) What are you wearing right now? A SUIT AND A DRESS SHIRT
(245) Body-part you're touching right now: I’M TOUCHING THE KEYBOARD, FOOL
(246) What are you worried about right now? A GOOD FRIEND
(247) What's on your mouse pad? A LEOPARD (I THINK)
(248) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: I WISH I WERE GONE
(249) Are you bored? NO
(250) Are you tired? NO
(251) How long did this survey take you? ABOUT THIRTY-FIVE/FORTY MINUTES